Too Young For Blog Bucks

I'm too young to make an account for AdSense, since you have to be 18. That won't put a damper on my blogging, and might even make it better. Without all the ads, I think I might write more and be more creative, so I'll take a crack at that. I decided to make an app scale to rate Star Apps, and I'll feature a page that shows the app's logo, it's rating, and a one word description of it. Here's a picture of the scale, that had to be made smaller so I can fit more pictures. There's still a lot of room until the small picture ends so I'll just fill it up with random stuff. Like the Kiwano, or Horned Melon. There's even a wikiHow on how to eat a kiwano. The fruit looks sort of like an oblong orange with spikes. The inside is green, and looks like a cross between a kiwi and orange inside. I think that little half paragraph was enough to cover the image to the left, to the left.

Today's star app is Crack Your Screen Simulator. This app can be fun to trick people who don't know about the app. And even if they do, if you tap the screen enough times it'll look sort of snowy and glittery. The app doesn't really work for people who already have cracks on their iDevices (aka ME). The app's still fun to use, and since it's free it's a fun download. The only thing that makes it look less like snow is the blue cracks, which are more rare than the silver ones.

I think I might feature a Kongregate game about every day too, because it gives you something fun to do after you read my blog. Today's game is Battle Beavers, which combined my too favorite things. You have to be stupid not to know my two favorite things, beavers and, you guessed it! Twizzlers! No wait, I got twizzlers and maces confused, but Twizzlers can hurt like maces. When you smack somebody with a Twizzler it stings, and makes your skin turn red. In my opinion it's worse than being hit by a mace. DISCLAIMER: ZAFFY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SKIN DAMAGE OR SURGERY DUE TO EXCESSIVE TWIZZLER BEATING.