Pictures!!!

I finally found out how to put pictures in my post! So now I can finally post a picture of my pig popper! It can shoot up to 20 feet! And it really does. It even works if there's another ball stuck in it's head!



And up next is a picture of my amazing moose hat! Prepare to be astounded by it's moosiness! The only problem with it is the eyes that aren't really visible. But the antlers are amazing, so watch out!


And that was my moose hat! I'll be on vacation tomorrow and Dragon Nest refuses to load for me so I'll have to cut today's post short. That's it for now, and I'll bring more pictures soon!

Missing A Lot

MapleStory Adventures on Facebook was just released two days ago on the 27th. Between that and Dragon Nest, I'm out of the Nexon loop. I'm coming back from vacation tomorrow when I'll have a few hours to play the new games, but the next day I have to go on another vacation! So I won't be back from that vacation until the 3rd, and it's a really long drive, so I'll be deprived of a computer! Due to extensive research I think this would be a liable reason to get a laptop. Wait, I don't even know what the word liable even means. But if there were more pictures this post wouldn't be as boring. So I need a computer because the fate of all pictures of the Earth, and maybe Mars, will be at steak! Hopefully it'll be medium rare!

I bet you're all wondering what I'm doing on vacation. You're not? Well I'll tell you anyway. I bought an amazing invention which could cause mass chaos! It's a basket! It's a roll! It's marmalade! Wrong, wrong, and wrong! It's a Pig Popper! If only I could post pictures on here through my iPod. For a picture google it and if it's a picture of a pig in a Hawaiian shirt and white shorts with a tennis ball in it's mouth standing up like a human, you actually have the right picture!

I forgot something really important in my About Me post. I'm a male! Instead of putting two lines between paragraphs I think I should put a picture instead. If only I could put pictures! Then I could have a picture of steak, Dragon Nest, MapleStory Adventures, my pig popper, or my handy dandy moose hat. I also got my moose hat on vacation, and will bring you pictures as soon as possible! That's all for now!

More Meee!

I decided my blog wasn't personal at all. I sounded like a computer, blabbing about app this and maplestory that. I'll still write about the games and everything else but it won't be the same format. I won't go on and on when there's nothing to go on about. It wasn't my blog before, and now I think it's becoming MY blog. And I'll put more pictures, because a bunch of words can get really boring. I wish my iPod didn't have stupid and annoying spell check, so since I'm on vacation there might be a few grammar mistakes, so don't think I'm stupid.

About Me

My name is Sean and I'm a person. I know, that's shocking! I'm a person!!! Shhh! Don't tell anybody, the police could come find me. And there's no internet connection from jail! Well, I'm not sure about that. Some of my favorite activities are running, jumping, and hiding, which is the reason why I don't know if there's internet connection in jail. That's it for today!

Working Vacation

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Working on vacation is hard. I'll try and work more to stay working. I don't even have a computer, so it's harder to make posts on an iPhone.

App

Tower Defense: Lost Earth by Com2Us is a great strategy game. The towers are well done, and the levels are challenging. The enemies are also pretty crafty and you have to use the different towers to defeat the different enemies. That's it for today!

Retirement Day!!!

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Today I had orange juice. Orange juice made me think of Florida, and Florida made me think of old, retired people. Old, retired people made me think of all the retired topics on my blog. So today's going to be Retirement Day, where I make posts on all of the retired topics of my blog.

Monkey Quest

 

Monkey Quest was the game I started off my blog with. Every time I tried to turn the game on it crashed my whole computer. 1st part of Retirement Day, bad. But the next will hopefully be better.

MapleStory 

I haven't discontinued MapleStory, but I've ignored it drastically. So today, I'm revisiting the game, and I've come right in the middle of chaos. The game hasn't changed much, but it's still fun.

2 for 5

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Blah blah blah... I promise to post more blah blah blah

App

A fun, free, hoopla of an app is Racing Penguins. Thanks go out to Dictionary.com for the word hoopla! Hoopla was also on Spongebob, which I just happened to be watching. So back to the app part. Race Penguin is free and is really simple. It has the same exact sort of game play as Tiny Wings, but features a bird that is more known for being flightless, the penguin. Plus this game is free, so that makes it all better. That's it for now.

Random

I came across a great dragon adoptables website called Dragonadopters.  Even though there are only 10 different dragons, 5 stages per dragon, and 5 different colors per dragon. The Dark Dragon even has an Albino Color. There are 110 levels per dragon and it takes a long time to get there. A few days ago, a new species, called the Plesiodragon, was released. This website is great and has amazing art, has no premium features that require payment to make you jealous, and the website itself is free. I tried to make an account for zafeyry with my e-mail but it's sbcglobal.net which you can't sign up with for now. When I tried to create a non sbcglobal account I couldn't make one with the same name, so my temporary account is Binshup. Feel free to click on the link at the top to give me a click and get directed to the website.

2 In A Row

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I'm getting back on track with 2 posts 2 days in a row. Aliens don't have anything on me!

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Swords & Soldiers is an app. It bears an uncanny resemblance to Supremacy wars, which was another featured app. However, this is more commercialized with cute graphics. You have to play as all three races to complete the game instead of finishing the game as one race. There isn't much to say about the app because it's a total ripoff of Supremacy Wars, and there isn't an upside to this. The plot is stupid and is about meat and a giant chili. The only reason this app neared the top was because Chillingo Ltd. produced, and they also produced Cut The Rope.

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I've recently become addicted to adoptable websites. I found a great hosting website and I'm considering making my own adoptables site. It will probably be terrible, but look for more updates soon.

Back From Nothing

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I was abducted by aliens for 10 days. And that's why I haven't posted. The food on the ship was great, and I recommend to anybody else who gets abducted to try the flatbread pizza. That's all for my review of alien food. Oh wait, I forgot a small detail. They had the astronaut packaged ice cream, which wasn't that bad. And that is really all for my review of aliens.

App

Speaking of being abducted by aliens, today's app is Run, Run, Chicken. You may be asking yourself what a running chicken has to do with aliens, well my advice is to stop talking to yourself because that's weird. Back to the alien relation. The poor chicken in Run, Run, Chicken had his mom abducted by the mean aliens which are not certified in fancy cuisine. The little chicken was just enjoying a day with his mother when she was abducted. I just came up with an explanation! Maybe the aliens were using the chicken to cook for cuisine certification. I wouldn't be surprised if at the end of the game the aliens gave you a piece of fried chicken. So that's all for Run, Run, Chicken... and aliens.

Random

Recently I've become addicted to Meteor Games. I played Neopets until Nick bought it, and Meteor Games is run by the people who created Neopets. They make Facebook games that are really fun. Island Paradise is my favorite because there is so much to do. You can plant and harvest crops, cook recipes, weave on the loom, and barista in the Tiki Bar. My second favorite is Ranch Town. I like the concept of this game better than Island Paradise. There just isn't much to do besides plant crops and make goods with machines. My least favorite is Serf Wars. There isn't anything to do. But there's a big upgrade coming soon so I'm looking forward to that.

MapleStory

MapleStory Adventures on Facebook will be back out of closed beta on July 27th.

Short Story Contest Update

I haven't had enough time to write a new story every day so I decided that I'll cancel the Short Story Contest until August. Since I just got back from vacation so the posts will be more frequent. Keep a look out for new posts!

Vacation!!!

I'll be on vacation until the 4th so when I get back I'll have all the stories done and posted.

Title

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The food section was only temporary. I hate to see the little guy go *sniff sniff*. It has been almost 3 months and I found out that the only way to get more viewers is to make longer posts. So from now on, the posts will be longer, but I'll just have to deal with it and put in more effort. I was just kidding, putting in more effort probably won't be that hard.

App

Today's app is Line Birds. A bunch of great apps are based on birds. Maybe it's because there are a load of birds that do a load of things. There are bluebirds  that fly, penguins that swim, and ostriches that run. There are even birds named after fruits and shaped like round balls of fur with feet. Combine both of those and you have a kiwi! Back to the app. The app is made by the creators of Stick Stunt Biker, Line Runner, and Run Stick Run. The objective of the game is to fly your bird without hitting the lines coming out of the sides of the screen. You can unlock the birds by getting a high score or a certain lifetime score. The game is a lot of fun and the last time I checked it was #1 on the Free Games section of the app store. Spare the space and get it soon!

Random

Today I tried out some paid survey websites, where they pay you to fill out surveys. The surveys were long and agonizing. Plus, each survey made me under a dollar. Survey sites definitely aren't that good of a way to earn money. So that's really all I have to say about surey websites.

Short Story Contest Begins

 Story #1 - An ANTagonizing Adventure

"What was that noise?" Anthony the ant asked. Everybody rushed out of the office room. Another branch had fallen from the Tree Of Life, but there had been no damage. This had been the third sign they had seen this month, except nobody could read the signals. Anthony had been researching The Scrolls Of Legend and had found nothing. This third signal had made something inside Anthony click. He knew there would be great disaster coming. Then, the strangest thing of all happened. The branch burst into flames. After the smoke was gone and everyone was done coughing, Anthony examined the spot where the branch exploded. There was something written in Cricketan. Somehow Anthony knew how to translate. The singed ground read "The enemy is coming."

 And that was the first A Qualifier of four. This is just a snippet of the story and if this story is voted into the Semi-Finals more will be added to it. Every Qualifier will be at least 100 words long and for how the tournament will work click here. The next three stories will be posted in the next three days, and the voting day will be July 5th. Depending on how much work it is, this may be a one time only thing or a monthly deal.